The headline reads: "Fish Nearly Loses Life as Result of Mother's Sleep Deprivation"

September 1, 2007

Beloved pet beta fish, Rainbow Prevette, almost lost his life this week as a result of Chelsea Prevette's lack of sleep. The mother was multi-tasking, changing Rainbow's water and making a fresh pitcher of iced tea. Luckily she caught herself before dumping the frightened fish into the sweet tea! Prevette reported that a few weeks ago her 4-month-old son, Anderson, was sleeping in 6 hour stretches. He has gone from waking once a night to several times a night, probably due to a growth spurt. She also reported that in a seperate incident she placed the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the refridgerator. Prevette hopes that she will recover from this episode of sleep deprivation soon. More details to come.